Oh-Oh-Oh… Orangutan Bitches!!!

I’m so sick and tired of reading cosmo girl articles that always say, when a man cheats, it’s because he has low self-esteem.  Totally dismissing the fact that maybe there was a big sweet stinky ass involved.  Hows about we just ignore evolution and boner science.  You ever see that orangutan in the yoga pose pissing into his own mouth?  You think when he’s out trying pound chewed bubblegum looking monkey and ass it’s all just because he’s embarrassed of his bad breath… like he’s developed an asparagus addiction.  C’mon.