AWESOME. THIS VIDEO IS THE CREAM!!
The bad news is my mom caught me masturbating to the neighbor’s big fake tits.
The good news is I don’t have to explain to her how I kept getting Half and Half and yogurt on the blinds.
I’m so sick and tired of reading cosmo girl articles that always say, when a man cheats, it’s because he has low self-esteem. Totally dismissing the fact that maybe there was a big sweet stinky ass involved. Hows about we just ignore evolution and boner science. You ever see that orangutan in the yoga pose pissing into his own mouth? You think when he’s out trying pound chewed bubblegum looking monkey and ass it’s all just because he’s embarrassed of his bad breath… like he’s developed an asparagus addiction. C’mon.
Anyone else see the connection between that suit, the tranny hooker, and every movie he’s done after 1990. He seriosly looks like Jay Jonah James meets a band major meets west Hollywood meets what was left of his dignity after Rick James fucked up his couch.
This started for no reason… I’m just a trollin fuck.
He went to messages on Twitter. He seems a little butthurt.chrisdeliaYou didn’t even see it yet.
jacobbunney: @chrisdelia saw every clip. That would b hack material on stage. Get @WhitneyCummings acting lesssons.#blackfacelinewasntbad
chrisdelia: No ya didn’t. Didn’t air yet. I’m rich!
jacobbunney: @chrisdelia my roomy got the pilot. And ur dad is rich. There’s a difference.
chrisdelia: I get more bjs! Yippeeeeee!
jacobbunney: @chrisdelia stuck in traffic ask dad to send copter to sunset n kentor. #Bj4copterride?
jacobbunney: @chrisdelia I’m a shit talking samurai #respectfulbow
This is what happens when you mix ur gf and skype!!!!!