AWESOME.  THIS VIDEO IS THE CREAM!!

I got a good news/bad news situation here…

The bad news is my mom caught me masturbating to the neighbor’s big fake tits.

The good news is I don’t have to explain to her how I kept getting Half and Half and yogurt on the blinds.

Oh-Oh-Oh… Orangutan Bitches!!!

I’m so sick and tired of reading cosmo girl articles that always say, when a man cheats, it’s because he has low self-esteem.  Totally dismissing the fact that maybe there was a big sweet stinky ass involved.  Hows about we just ignore evolution and boner science.  You ever see that orangutan in the yoga pose pissing into his own mouth?  You think when he’s out trying pound chewed bubblegum looking monkey and ass it’s all just because he’s embarrassed of his bad breath… like he’s developed an asparagus addiction.  C’mon.

Anyone else see the connection between that suit, the tranny hooker, and every movie he’s done after 1990.  He seriosly looks like Jay Jonah James meets a band major meets west Hollywood meets what was left of his dignity after Rick James fucked up his couch. 

Anyone else see the connection between that suit, the tranny hooker, and every movie he’s done after 1990.  He seriosly looks like Jay Jonah James meets a band major meets west Hollywood meets what was left of his dignity after Rick James fucked up his couch. 

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hypebeast:

Riots in London

I want to do that!!! 

hypebeast:

Riots in London

I want to do that!!! 

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hypebeast:

Catwoman is wearing a bluetooth earbud-sunglasses-combo!!! Apparently Catwoman needs needs catnip, blow, and Lady Gaga to steal jewels and get caught by Batman.

hypebeast:

Catwoman is wearing a bluetooth earbud-sunglasses-combo!!! Apparently Catwoman needs needs catnip, blow, and Lady Gaga to steal jewels and get caught by Batman.

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Shit talking with Chris D’Elia

This started for no reason… I’m just a trollin fuck.

chrisdelia: The Great Gatsby. #lessinterestingbooks
jacobbunney: @chrisdelia Whitney #hackshitTVshows

He went to messages on Twitter.  He seems a little butthurt.chrisdeliaYou didn’t even see it yet.
jacobbunney @chrisdelia saw every clip. That would b hack material on stage. Get @WhitneyCummings acting lesssons.#blackfacelinewasntbad
chrisdeliaNo ya didn’t. Didn’t air yet. I’m rich!
jacobbunney@chrisdelia my roomy got the pilot. And ur dad is rich. There’s a difference.
chrisdeliaI get more bjs! Yippeeeeee!
jacobbunney @chrisdelia stuck in traffic ask dad to send copter to sunset n kentor. #Bj4copterride?
jacobbunney@chrisdelia I’m a shit talking samurai #respectfulbow

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This is what happens when you mix ur gf and skype!!!!!

This is what happens when you mix ur gf and skype!!!!!